Monday, November 13, 2006

I.T vs. Prostitution

Right, as you all know, GeO, G'd Apollo and I are in the raping business. Yes. You heard me - The raping business. We get raped from behind everyday by a little monster called the "I.T business"
But before you ask anymore questions, read the following:

Working in the IT industry:

1. We work weird (night) shifts...
 Like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy...
 Like a prostitute.


3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
penny...

Like a prostitute.



4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...


Like a prostitute.



5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you...

Like a prostitute.



6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed...

Like a prostitute.



7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...


Like a prostitute.



8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from
you...

Like a prostitute.


9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it...

Like a prostitute.



10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of
my life doing this."

Like a prostitute ........

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