Something for ladies...at last!

I realized this morning that we've never really posted something for the ladies that read The Phat. Well it's actually just Rox and GeO's mom that grace our blog pages with their female presence, but none the less.

No, this will not be a post with some half naked toss...I mean half naked men's underwear model striking a pose that closely resembles a mental midget taking a dump in his undies. Sort of like this dude over here. Oh No! This my lady friends is something much more worth your while...

I introduce to you - The most comfortable bra in the world by Heidi Klum a.k.a "The body!"

'She and Victoria's Secret are preparing for the launch of a new women's bra, called 'The Body', Heidi's nickname when she first started working with the renowned lingerie company. But, despite the model's fame for her gorgeous frame, Heidi says that the lingerie item is not going to be one of those unpractical and uncomfortable lace bras.'

'Now it's a big honor having a bra named after my nickname that people know in the business, "The Body". And this is probably one bra that every woman wants to have because it is so comfortable. It comes in eight different colors, it has no seams, no stitches. It is not the super sexy, lacy bra, but this is something functional that you want to have every day that is super comfortable and just great.'


So there you have it ladies. One comfortable, super sexy, super functional bra coming up.

And remember girls - You heard it first on The Phat!

Phantastic!

Failure, again

I wrote the CCNA exam on Tuesday again. I failed again. I'm not going to bitch and moan this time, I've done enough of that here. I don't think there is much more I can actually do to pass this exam. I ran out of time again. I'm R1400 poorer again. I think I'll focus on Playstation 3 for the time being.

Ok, I said I wasn't going to moan.........
90 minutes is not long enough!!!! A 90 minute exam! Its sick! Its not humanly possible! Its not possible!

I'm done. Thank You

Monday again...or is it?

When I walked into the office this morning it felt like Monday, but then I realized I was being a flipping shtoopit and that it's not Monday but actually Thursday! Even better - Tomorrow is Friday. Heck Yeah!

Public Holidays are the shizzle. In fact. There's nothing like a mid-week public holiday to totally screw up my perfectly good, weekly routine. And by "weekly routine" I mean, My mom bringing me Jungle Oats in bed every morning as I wake up to Cartoon Network. I hear you. It's the good life alright...Then again. It reminds me of that saying: "Change is as good as a public holiday."

On top of it being a ph, it was sunny, hot and generally all round summery and stuffs. It was the perfect chance to get a bit of Vitamin D on the ole twig and beans (if you know what I mean)

But for now it's pants on and back to work...What a shitty anti-climax to a mantastic public holiday...

Your life burns faster...Obey your master!

Monday: Welcome to where time stands still. No one leaves and no one will.

I'm drinking filter coffee and listening to Metallica to ease my way into the seemingly endless misery that is the first day of the week. It may seem that I'm wasting my hate on such a petty, insignificant little thing, but believe me it's worth every ounce of hatred I have in me!

I hate Mondays. Bad things always happens on Mondays. Come to think of it. I broke the blog early on a Monday morning. See what I mean?!?! To tell you the truth. I was actually reluctant to post anything today in fear of breaking the blog AGAIN!I don't even want to think about what Good Apollo will do to GeO's genitals if I break the blog again. It's sad but true. We'll if you're reading this it means I didn't break the blog and GeO's genitals are still safe...for now.

Time to face "The thing that should not be" a.k.a Monday...

Likewise...

I feel WWTDD's pain, I really do. We're on the same boat dude. Only reason I'm posting this is 'cause WWTDD has his commenting disabled...for the past 20 thousand years already!! Geez!

Phatsnatch is in full swing...almost.

Thanx to the G-double-O-D Apollo our blog has almost been restored to it's former glory. As you can see by our hits, we're not number 200 00 0000 0000 on satopsites anymore. We're climbing the hits ladder one day at a time and enjoying every minute of it. Heck yeah!! Basically it's just a matter of Good Apollo's time before we're back in black and breaking it down... like James Brown...in Chinatown...yessss!

GeO. Now is the time to get your mom to do her best. Let's not forget that she's the one responsible for spreading The Phat word and getting us where we are today! Long live GeO's mom!!!

Dsa-yom! I'm so hyper the Energizer Bunny ain't got shit on me. Once!

Cleavage Friday

Its all about cars and boobs, boobs and cars. What a shallow meaningless existance we live. And when i say "we" I mean "Good Apollo." Thats all I have to say.

As you can see I've been really lazy and just uploaded the pics without cropping them, I don't even have time to finish the story to this post. This is Natalie Oxley and I stole her from FHM.com. "How original" I hear you say. "Shutup!" I say.

Don't be a flipping shtoopit!

You guessed it. There's a shtoopit person at our office that has been pissing me off lately. Well, not just me. It's everyone actually. When talking to this person you cant help but ask them these questions:

1. Did you trip and fall into a big, steaming pile of dumb-shit?
2. Did someone hit you with a stupid stick?
3. Did you have some STUPID with your cereal this morning?

GOSH!!!!

Shtoopit question, after shtoopit question, after shtoopit muhfuggin' question.Wait. There is no such thing as shtoopit questions. Only shtoopit people...I think you would agree.

Good Apollo prevails.

Almost done fixing the blog.
I only got round to it today, because I was down with the sickness!


Anyways, hopefully no one is going to break it this time around.
In fact, every time I have to fix the blog from this point on, I'm going to be breaking a bone in GeO's body.

No, no that one. That one is too small to find, let alone break.

Anyways...

The big silver H

You can tell its desperate times for blogs when you all we can post is stories on cars and boobs. I've already done a whole bunch of Cleavage Fridays so there is only one thing left for me to do. As the French like to say "I'm expanding my horizons" - something that my boss promised me with my job but all it turned out to be was shoveling more shit for the morons I work with. Thats a different story altogether...BTW if anybody out there is hiring, I'm available, I will shovel shit for payment in margarine.

Sheesh, talk about being side-tracked. Focus man, focus!! The topic of the day is I like the new Honda Civic. I went for a test drive last week but all the vehicles were sold out, even the demo models. I was upset they didn't have a demo model for me to play with. Apparently there's a 3 month waiting list. Dsa-yom! I haven't wanted anything so bad since PS2 was first released.

Here's what it looks like:



And here's what it looks like when you add a red Honda badge to it and tweak the engine a notch:




The Type-R is coming to SA! To quote Napoleon Dynamite "yesssss..." And its about flippin time they released this vehicle in this country.

Here's my plan - I'm going to buy the normal Civic and then I'll upgrade to the Type-R when its released here in 2007 (Our little secret: I had a better plan which invloved DeBeers, a hack saw, 20kilograms of prestik and Tara Reid, but I couldn't write about it otherwise that would've implicated me) - I'm cunning like that. I'm going to get the white one because typical Type-R Civic's were made white. Check the history of the machine here.
Check the spec's here. I'm going cry myself to sleep with anticipation until I get my claws on one of these. Heck yeah!