What has been seen....

Alright...so...it's been over a year since anything has been done to the Phat, which in some cases might seem as a good thing seeing that I raped the Phat the last time I tried to do anything on it, and a lot like the picture above, I did change the once very sleek and stylish PhatSnatch layout into a pile of steaming horse shit (Yes. It was actually that bad...) and the minimum amount of effort that it took is actually scary. But none the less, I have returned once again to change a couple of things...once again... and they seem to have not exploded in my face this time around so score one for Phatboi! In saying that, I need to add that I'm not done with my changes so on second thought I think I'll leave the victory party till after all the changes have been made. Who knows, history might just repeat it's self (like the previous three times)

This is Phatboi....carefully singing out!

The whole comment thing!

The Comments thing. Its there, its nasty and I can't help it. Try it out and tell me how much you hate it!

Change...

Change, like celebs and implants is inevitable. And looking at the picture on the left I'm not sure it's always a good thing. One thing i know for sure is, we needed a new blog template 'cause I broke the other one, and after I broke it, someone else broke it even further by removing the only good thing about this blog - the super cool (yes I just said that) flash movie-banner-thing!

I would ask GeO's mom to leave us a comment on the Phat's new look, but this template doesn't have that feature....yet. And seeing that my web dev skills are much like my birth giving skills, it's probably going to stay like that for a while so just give us a break.

Till next time bitches!

It's been a while...

Damn it feels good to be a gangster!

Alright! So I'm not really a gangster. But if I were, I'd be more of a gangster than GeO and Good Apollo put together! That's not the point! The point is that you should read the post, enjoy the post, and come back for more a little later - and by "a little later" I mean next year this time when I post something new!

Untill then. Keep it real in the hood!

Ps. My "hood" is the safe and comfey office I work in, and "Keeping it real" means doing as I'm told.
See how much of a gangsta I really am?

Peace Fools!

SA Blog Awards Time

The Phat is a over a year old. And we suck now more than we ever had. Not even my mom visits the blog anymore! That's not going to stop me from voting for ourselves for the SA Blog of the Year awards. I have already nominated the Phat in every category. Highly unlikely we are going to win anything...But I urge anybody that keeps the dream alive to vote for the Phat!

I was browsing through some of our old posts and I have to say we used to be such a brilliant blog. No shit. Seriously check out the March 2006 Posts . We were on fire! If the SA Blog Awards are based purely on merit then we need to win (something...anything!) just for this post alone. We were Gods for a day - in the Top 10 for SA Topsites Blog category.

Sweet Ride!

Do the chickens have large talons? The answer is quite simply, yes.
Napoleon Dynamite sound bites here....

Well lookey lookey here!

Ok. First of all. By this picture saying: "Tony's Hard Work Day" I was actually hoping to say:

"Phatboi's incredibly miserable life and hard work to try and think of something funny to write on the Snatch so that he can totally entertain the masses and be like a rockgod work day"

That's sort of the main reason why I haven't been posting as of late...well that and the fact that my pc died because I got a virus from the gay-midget-animal porn cleverly disguised as normal porn that GeO sent me. Nice one GeO. Remind me to return the favour sometime...well that and...Ever since I started my new my new job i haven't really been as angry and totally pissed off as I used to be. And all three of our faithful readers know that my anger is the key to my creativity. It's sort of like when you go to prison and your ass becomes the key to happiness for a 500kg prisoner named Tiny...Oh and just btw, that happened to a friend of a friend - NOT TO ME - i repeat - It did not happen to me...It happened to a guy who I know's friend...OK?

Stop judging me!

Anyway - GeO and I have devised yet another plan for The Snatch to become the most kick-ass well-hung blog on the block, cause we rock, so you can just go ahead and suck my cool-aid!!! This plan will take affect as soon as G'Apollo gets off of his lazy ass and comes out drinking with us. It involves lots of money, lots of fame and booze and hummers with over sized chrome rims and PS3's...lots of PS3's.

So watch this space you muhfuggers!


PhatBoi out!

Phat Female Friday

Its a quiet day here at the office. Thank God everybody is taking their leave now - it just means less work for me - which means more posts on the Phat. And that is not necessarily a good thing either. I reckon I went on holiday just at the right time, just before the silly season of December. Everything goes wrong in November and I am so glad I missed all the bullshit involved in that. Now I can just sit back and take it easy at the office. And post arbitrary stuff like Phat Female Friday because apparently thats all I'm good for...in regards to PhatSnatch. In real life I have other skills like push-up skills and pull-up skills, and a fraction of arm-wrestling skills but only when I have been drinking.

So for all you poor sods that are going away for the holidays during December enjoy waiting in traffic, waiting in lines and try avoid the millions of suicidal holiday makers on our roads.

This is Victoria's Secret fashion show as presented by IGN.

I'm Back Large And Oh So Very Much In Charge

I'm back from Aus. Its great to be back home but not so great to be back to the sweltering hell hole I like to call "Work." Anyway mates, I can like to have cooked some shrimps on the barbie - for the uninformed that's Australian slang for "I make good time". I miss Aus already. But we'll get into that socio-economic argument some other day.

Upon arriving in SA I was surprised to discover that all my stuff at work (ie. keyboard, stationary, monitors, lunch boxes, business cards etc.) was as I had left it. At my company when someone goes on leave they're as good as dead. Which makes anything lying on their desk free for the taking. I was seriously hoping that I would be missing all my stuff when I got back - I would've spent the next two days of being back at the office hunting the scum that took my stuff and avoiding all work during that period. And of course I would've had to spend another day formatting my machine because who knows what sort of deprived perverted animal-midget porn the office vegetarian was browsing on my machine during my absence. I then planned on spending the next 2 days of being back at the office catching up on unfinished business. And when is "catching up on unfinished business" I mean playing Q3. Alas, I've spent my first days back at work doing some constructive work. Which totally goes against my nature and everything I believe in.

On that note I've been spending a lot of my time staring at this website...

And on that note here's some pics of an all-time Phat favorite, Brooke Burke - only because I wont be doing Phat Female Friday tomorrow and because I feel slightly guilty for not posting while I was away. And there's the small matter of me being lazy. I can't help it, I'm apathetic like that.











Btw, big ups to Attu for this post and Popoholic

Snotnose Monday!

Dsa-yom! It's Monday morning, it's raining and I've got a bitchin' cold making it's infectious way through my babbelas ridden body! And much like the little boy in this picture, it's all snot and tears from PhatBoi Central...because to tell you the truth - I don't feel good and I want my mommy!

The fact that I'm listening to Seether's Karma and Effectalbum at the moment seems to be the only thing keeping me alive, that and the two liters of Nescafe I just snorted. Under normal circumstances I would have been so hyper that spontaneous combustion would've been probable. But I'm not that lucky today because like I said:

"It's Monday morning, it's raining and I've got a bitchin' cold..."

This is PhatBoi getting down with the muhfuggin' sickness and signing out.