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And who said beauty queen contestants were dumb?

Cleavage of the week

I've got nothing for this weeks COTW. Seriously, absolutely no material at all! I dont know who this chick is, apart from the obvious that her name is Jenn but thats probably just her screen name for when she's jumping on polony logs in those movies about massages with happy endings. I'll bet she'll love you long time, or until you get your 5 dollars worths. If you know what I'm saying, and I think you do.

Speaking of classy women here's some more cleavage courtesy of Joy (Jaime Pressly) from "My Name is Earl." I'm such a generous guy!







Thanks to maximonline.com for allowing us to share the wealth

I kicked blogger's ass!

It took me half an hour and about 20 tries to get the image of the previous post uploaded. Upload, re-upload, save as draft, edit, re-edit,save as draft again, re-post. Holy shit! So much of effort for such a little job! But I did it. And there you have it - James Brown in all his glory... The shit that I go through for you people!!!


Ps. This image uploaded straight away...Go figure. But such is life..and blogging.

Get down like James Brown...or not.

James Brown don't take no attitude from no beee-yatches!!!

The singer responded to his former wives' accusations that he is a violent husband and a batterer, by simply adding that all the problems were a direct result of his wives' not knowing and respecting the rightful place that the Bible has assigned to them. He [Brown] is not guilty of any crime: 'once I've taken care of her like a queen, I'm not going to go along with so much'.

Brown's police record is one of the longest rap sheets in the industry; his encounters with the law began as early as when he was 16 and continued until the present moment. He has been jailed several times, charges ranging from shotgun incident, assault, gunpoint rape, possession of illegal substances and domestic violence and battery. He certainly is the man to control women!

I think all that freaky dancing and hair gel went to the poor guy's head.
James brown - Pimpalicous lady beater or just your average everyday domesticated street thug. Either way, you gotta hand it to the man. Using The Bible as an excuse to give your lady a PK does take some guts. But look at it this way. His wife or ex-wife can be glad that he didn't pull out the double barrel and gave her a new hole to breathe through... DSAAYOM!!!

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Competitive advertising at its best

This is a fine example of competitive advertising if I ever did see one. Its great to watch commercial feud like this! Remember the good old days (the 80's to be exact) when Pepsi and Coke use to rip each other to shreds in every aspect of their advertising? Those were the glory days alright. I truly hope this feud gets escalated to epic proportions. I hope Audi makes the BMW executives go to bed at night with tears of humiliation. My point is BMW drivers are a bunch of wankers and I am NOT generalising. Its a well-known fact that all (and a when I say "all" I mean everyone of those Goddamn self-righteous mother bitches) BMW owner's have an inferiority complex because they most likely had their penis's chewed off by a chihuahua as children (female BMW drivers included, since if you are female and you drive a BMW you probably had a finger-sized winky at birth). So somebody needs to put them in their place and I'm backing Audi on this all the way.

So what say you - RS4 or M5...?

I had a brilliant post written and I just lost it...fuck

Blogger is great... Except when I have a killer post written and it totally fucks out with no warning what so ever and I loose all my work. I bet everyone who has a ".blogspot.com" blog has had this happened to them at least once.Not so nice is it? And the thing is that you can't write the same post all over again coz it will never be the same.It's a moment thing.

Take me for instance. I write the best posts when I'm pissed-off about something. In a moment of total animalistic rage I channel my anger into a post and create something marvelous... ok not marvelous, but its a hell lot better than my normal posts (I think you'll agree).

So thanx to blogger - Instead of you pissing yourselves while reading my most brilliant post to date. You're stuck reading a post about me getting my superman onderbroek all in a bunch...

I think I've said enough...

ps. always remeber - save your post at least once every 5 minutes. This way it will take you 1 hour to write a 2 paragraph post but hey, at least you wont loose your work, right?

Fuckin CCNA

Holy shit! I have never, and I mean NEVER heard anyone go on about the whole CCNA thing the way GeO has the last couple of weeks! I swear Noah wasn't even this bad when he had to build his freakin ark!

Let me put it this way. If GeO was building the ark. He'd rant and rave about it so much that he would've either - a. chased the poor animals away. b. been murdered by his wife or c. been stoned to death. Seeing that there are no animals nearby and that GeO is not married we're only left with option - c. But stoning someone has always been such a messy affair. so I have come up with an alternative, and it's a good one - even if I do say so myself...

Yes GeO. I hope you're reading this! One more word about this "CCNA certificate" of yours and I'm going to tie you up, gag you and throw you in the fucking river! Got that? Comprende senior?

GOOD!!!!!!

I love you guys!

I'm doing this post only because I know my adoring public have missed me! I could not be posting anything for the past week since I've been too busy. Thats right I do have better things to do...no, no I don't actually...You know how I always say my job destroys my soul? Well this week my soul was resurrected only to be stomped, crushed and driven over relentlessly by my job. So here is a whole bunch of ill shit for you to enjoy while I stare at my CCNA text books again.

Spiderman3 Trailer Here.
"Robots in Disguise" Trailer Here.
Wet Cleavage Here.
Stupid Addictive Goddamn Game Here.
My Soul Here.

Cleavage of the week

I've been a bad blogger. I haven't had a decent post in about 2 years and I completely ignored posting the COTW last week. I have neglected my blogging duties. I apologise to all our loyal readers, all two of them, for my lack of performance of late. Its not that I dont want to post its just that PhatBoi makes so many comments about my mom I get too scared to post anything. But its all good in the hood, his words can't hurt me. So please forgive me, here is some fantastic cleavage to calm the masses. So you assholes better chill it out before PhatBoi freaks your groove.





Btw, I stole the goods from Maxim Online and this is Cinthia Moura, but you already knew that didn't you.