Thursday, January 25, 2007

Sweet Ride!

Do the chickens have large talons? The answer is quite simply, yes.
Napoleon Dynamite sound bites here....

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Well lookey lookey here!

Ok. First of all. By this picture saying: "Tony's Hard Work Day" I was actually hoping to say:

"Phatboi's incredibly
miserable life and hard work to try and think of something funny to write on the Snatch so that he can totally entertain the masses and be like a rockgod work day"

That's sort of the main reason why I haven't been posting as of late...well that and the fact that my pc died because I got a virus from the gay-midget-animal porn
cleverly disguised as normal porn that GeO sent me. Nice one GeO. Remind me to return the favour sometime...well that and...Ever since I started my new my new job i haven't really been as angry and totally pissed off as I used to be. And all three of our faithful readers know that my anger is the key to my creativity. It's sort of like when you go to prison and your ass becomes the key to happiness for a 500kg prisoner named Tiny...Oh and just btw, that happened to a friend of a friend - NOT TO ME - i repeat - It did not happen to me...It happened to a guy who I know's friend...OK?

Stop judging me!


Anyway - GeO and I have devised yet another plan for The Snatch to become the most kick-ass well-hung blog on the block, cause we rock, so
you can just go ahead and suck my cool-aid!!! This plan will take affect as soon as G'Apollo gets off of his lazy ass and comes out drinking with us. It involves lots of money, lots of fame and booze and hummers with over sized chrome rims and PS3's...lots of PS3's.

So watch this space you muhfuggers!


PhatBoi out!