Monday, February 13, 2006

The Phatsnatch guide to picking up woman


If you are a guy and you even thought about reading this guide, you're probably too much of a loser to even be thinking of picking up woman. There is no such thing as a guide to pick up woman. A chick either likes you or she doesn't. You should know that by now.

If she likes you - cool. If she doesn't - don't cry over it like the sad sack of shit that you are, just forget about it and move on!

Or you should just go back to your home computer with your pube infested mouse and keyboard, visit your usual pervert chat room and spank the monkey while you talk to your "super model girlfriend" who conveniently always has some kind of photo shoot in a far away country like Fiji when you try to meet up with her.

Now get back to your sad life ...ASSHOLE!!!

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