No, this post is not about Lucifer, the number 666 or two headed, fire breathing, demons with wings and a taste for blood. It's about something far worse...
The Modern-day boss!!!
Ever get the feeling you're being ass raped by the company you're working for. Its like being in a federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison. And the harder you work, the harder they pound. Day after day. Week after week. Month after month. Until eventually you have the bitter taste of corporate cock in your mouth! And for the life of you, you just cant get rid of that taste.
Its like permanent morning breath. No matter how much Listerine mouthwash you swallow, the awful taste just sticks.
God damn it! I hate bosses. They take pleasure in making your life a living hell. Money doesn't make the world go round. It makes a perfectly irritating asshole out of a perfectly normal person!
For instance. They'll give you one week to complete a ten day project but they only tell you a day before the deadline. Which means you have to suck on your thumb and shit out a project in record time for an idiot who was too lazy to do his (or her) job and inform you about it in the first place.
Get my point? See my frustration? Can you feel the corporate dick ripping you open from behind?
Not to whine or get my panties all in a bunch, but fucking hell. Give me a break!!!
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