Fucking Windows

Yes boys and girls...and GeO's mom, it is I PhatBoi. I made it through a gruesome 8 hour battle of I.T yesterday. NO. Its not what you think. I wasn't battling my fellow colleagues in a LAN game of Counter Strike or Half Life. Oooooh noooo! This is something that can push a person over the brim of sanity.

Simply put, my poor pc was humped up da bum by a virus I'd like to call "Windows Xp". I tried doing a repair install on my machine coz it wasn't booting properly, and by "booting properly" I mean - not booting at all. FUCK!

After 6 repair installs from three different cd's I decided to bite the so called bullet and piss away all my porn, pics and mp3's. I nearly died...and pissed my pants...twice.

That was until the office genius saw me trying to strangle myself with a lan cable and decided to come to my aid. He backup my work with the friendly free help of Linux. Proving once again that Microsoft sucks big fat Turkish donkey dong.

Linux 1 - Microsoft 0

But none the less. I am back in black, large and in charge and hung like a mofo.