Thursday, June 15, 2006

When good comic covers go bad...Very, very, bad.


Damn. There are so many things wrong with this comic book cover I don't even know where to start. What in the name of all things holy were the creators of this cover thinking? Are they trying to tell us something? Is this another conspiracy just waiting to be exposed?
something like: "Da DC Comic Code" or some shit like that... or is Superman just on big sicko?
Any-hoo! I think we should have a little contest to see who can come up with the funniest dialogue to match this cover. What do you say? Are you up for it? The winner will get a free foot and back massage (and maybe more, depending on his mood) from our new best friend VhailorZ!
With the scented body oils and everything...yeah!
So get dialoguing you psychos !!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Superman, I said 'It's so cool you don't need a gun'"

"Not 'I want you to fuck me in the bum!'"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


Don

Riss said...

"This is gonna hurt.

God, let him be faster than a speeding bullet at everything...

Oh no... what if his sperm is more powerful than a locomotion too!!"