Thursday, August 03, 2006

Don't be a flipping shtoopit!

You guessed it. There's a shtoopit person at our office that has been pissing me off lately. Well, not just me. It's everyone actually. When talking to this person you cant help but ask them these questions:

1. Did you trip and fall into a big, steaming pile of dumb-shit?
2. Did someone hit you with a stupid stick?
3. Did you have some STUPID with your cereal this morning?

GOSH!!!!

Shtoopit question, after shtoopit question, after shtoopit muhfuggin' question.Wait. There is no such thing as shtoopit questions. Only shtoopit people...I think you would agree.


7 comments:

The Real Marbro said...

if theres no such thing as a stupid question,what questions do stupid people ask?Do they magically become clever again?for just second?

PhatBoi said...

No...This basically just means that stupid people ask obvious questions that, if they took two minutes to just think about it. It wouldn't have been necessary to ask in the first place. So it's not the question that is stupid - it's the person asking the question. Capiche?

The Real Marbro said...

So let me get this straight.stupid questions dont exist...but obvious questions exist....


isnt that one and the same?

PhatBoi said...

Ok. Now read carefully.

The whole meaning of this is that the stupid person is too lazy to think for themselves, thus asking questions that waste the time of other people having to explain the "obvious"...

The Real Marbro said...

so I geuss asking you if youre name really is phatboi would be considerd an obvious question then?

PhatBoi said...

Thou tread upon my patience.
- Shakespeare

The Real Marbro said...

Suddenly i feel obvious