Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Drunks are Flippin Shtoopit


Lets face it there's nothing more irritating than being sober. Wait. There's one thing more irritating than being sober and thats being sober when all your buddies are wasted to the point of catatonia. I avoid the sober thing like the plague but there are certain points in one's lfe that alcohol use has to be avoided. For example, when you are on serious medication, when meeting your chicks folks for the first time, when you are Colin Farrel.

Case in point, when you are as sober as a nun and your buddies are as drunk as Irish Catholic priests it makes you wish you were as inebriated as them, not for the sake of being drunk like them but to understand their retarded conversations. Here is a little article that assists the sober in a drunken environment - How to talk to drunks.

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