Phat Female Friday

Big ups to my crazy home-boi for trying to keep the dream alive. PhatBoi, this one is dedicated to you.

It's been a while...

Yip! You guessed it. There's a postman pat movie coming out next year...NOT! But I could just hear you cringe and swear as soon as you read that! Mwhu ha ha ha! Dsa-yom! I'm evil like that.

No. The purpose of this picture is merely to state that I'm as happy at my job as postman pat is doing his black and white cat.

No, that's not it either...This is a picture of GeO taken when he was in the U.K last year. Cute isn't it? He is wearing glasses cos he forgot his contact-lens solution at home and his wearing weird clothes because...well...that's just the way GeO dresses. That and he heard that one can get lots of pussy when dressed in uniform. As you can see in the background it obviously worked for him. Nice going GeO!

What am I trying to say with this post? Nothing really. I just wanted to make fun of GeO's fashion sense for punishment of posting such a kak Phat Phemale Friday...

GeO. This is a good time to learn from your mistakes and move on. It's Karma baby!

Phat Female Friday

So it has come to this. PhatSnatch is a dying blog. 1 post a week. We haven't had any original content for like a month. The end is near. For God's sake, we even missed the opportunity to post on Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ever since PhatBoi started his new job he's been a whole lot happier. Which is bad for PhatSnatch, since our greatest posts have been made during massive fits of rage.

This is an old Jessica Biel spread. I have nothing new to contribute.

Phat Female Friday

I almost didn't post todays Phat Female. I nearly forget about it. I'm feeling lazy so today's post is another contribution thanks to Gorilla Mask. Check out more poor quality scans of April Scott here

Keeping with the Dilbert thing...

Seeing that GeO stole my idea for a Dilbert post, the post which you reading now runs the risk of seeming unoriginal and bland. Maybe I'm just being paranoid or maybe GeO broke into my office and stole my idea for a great Dilbert post.

Either way. Read the Dilbert cartoon cos if you've been having a kak day it will make you feel better, and if your day hasn't been so kak - get a job in I.T

- End

Ps. GeO! My dilbert cartoon is in colour! How do you like them apples? Fool!
Pss. Say hi to your mom for me!

Dilbert Again

I've said this before and I'll say it again, Dilbert is funny because its true. Sad, but true.

Phat Female Friday

This is Tina O' Brien. You can view more of her pictures here at Double Viking. She's not famous. Neither is PhatSnatch. Sigh. Browsing through Double Viking makes me feel inadequate. In the sense that Double Viking is the site we could only dream that PhatSnatch could be. Sigh.

Lassie's Revenge

Everybody's favourite super-human...umm...dog is back in a new adventure.

"Lassie, everyone's favorite canine heroine, returns to big screen this weekend in a new movie from Samuel Goldwyn Films and filmmaker Charles Sturridge. The new Lassie..." (IGN)

The new Lassie promises to be a rehash of the 60's classic (the movie not the TV series) with a 2006 twist, flying space cars et al. The original had undertones of beastiality and BDSM, it'll be interesting to see whether the remake carries these themes over. Or not. I could be lying.

Check out this funny article from IGN that pits the new Lassie against the new Megatron. Lassie wins because the new Megatron sucks balls. But so does Lassie. Why?...Because she can.

Greener Pastures.

GeO speaks the truth. I quit my job. It's no use complaining about how your job is killing your soul, if you're not going to do anything about it. No offence to anyone who's complaining about that exact same thing and who's name starts with a G and sounds like Neo...mmkay

So I started a new job ON A Monday. I can already hear you saying: "Dsa-yom! Poor knee-grow has got it bad!" But seriously, it's not that bad. Maybe this job has resurrected my soul just to kill it later on or maybe I'm still a bit drunk from my going away party on Thursday... either way, I don't think it was a bad move but as we all know, only time will tell.

As the good ole' saying goes: "Time's fun when you're having flies."

Just btw. I know the masses have been complaining about my lack of posting the last week or so. I'm sorry. I can't promise you that it won't happen again. I blame it on High nuclear activity in my area, my dynamic software linking table getting corrupted and static from my nylon underwear...

Do you get where I'm going with this? If you don't, go here. It will give you more or less an idea of what I'm talking about...or not. I don't care - I'm just well hung.

- Phatboi! out.

Phat Female Friday

Today's post is being written on a very somber mood. For those you who don't know PhatBoi and I work at the same company (who's name a I will refrain from using). Let me rephrase, PhatBoi and I used to work at the same company. PhatBoi resigned and yesterday was his going away party.

It's 1:30 pm and I've still got a blistering headache. It was an awesome day/evening filled with 8 hours of solid drinking, eating and some arm wrestling thrown in for good measure (thats my hand modelling career straight out the window). Chocolate cake shooters have never tatsed so foul! But in the end a good time was had by all that attended.

Even though PhatBoi has found greener pastures it does not mean he won't be contributing to the blog. It just means he'll be contributing less frequently. I'm going to dig into some Chinese food now while you stare over today's Phat Female, Heidi Klum. In memory of lost homies...

Btw, happy Spring day to all our Southern Hemisphere readers!