I'm back from Aus. Its great to be back home but not so great to be back to the sweltering hell hole I like to call "Work." Anyway mates, I can like to have cooked some shrimps on the barbie - for the uninformed that's Australian slang for "I make good time". I miss Aus already. But we'll get into that socio-economic argument some other day.
Upon arriving in SA I was surprised to discover that all my stuff at work (ie. keyboard, stationary, monitors, lunch boxes, business cards etc.) was as I had left it. At my company when someone goes on leave they're as good as dead. Which makes anything lying on their desk free for the taking. I was seriously hoping that I would be missing all my stuff when I got back - I would've spent the next two days of being back at the office hunting the scum that took my stuff and avoiding all work during that period. And of course I would've had to spend another day formatting my machine because who knows what sort of deprived perverted animal-midget porn the office vegetarian was browsing on my machine during my absence. I then planned on spending the next 2 days of being back at the office catching up on unfinished business. And when is "catching up on unfinished business" I mean playing Q3. Alas, I've spent my first days back at work doing some constructive work. Which totally goes against my nature and everything I believe in.
On that note I've been spending a lot of my time staring at this website...
And on that note here's some pics of an all-time Phat favorite, Brooke Burke - only because I wont be doing Phat Female Friday tomorrow and because I feel slightly guilty for not posting while I was away. And there's the small matter of me being lazy. I can't help it, I'm apathetic like that.
Btw, big ups to Attu for this post and Popoholic
Upon arriving in SA I was surprised to discover that all my stuff at work (ie. keyboard, stationary, monitors, lunch boxes, business cards etc.) was as I had left it. At my company when someone goes on leave they're as good as dead. Which makes anything lying on their desk free for the taking. I was seriously hoping that I would be missing all my stuff when I got back - I would've spent the next two days of being back at the office hunting the scum that took my stuff and avoiding all work during that period. And of course I would've had to spend another day formatting my machine because who knows what sort of deprived perverted animal-midget porn the office vegetarian was browsing on my machine during my absence. I then planned on spending the next 2 days of being back at the office catching up on unfinished business. And when is "catching up on unfinished business" I mean playing Q3. Alas, I've spent my first days back at work doing some constructive work. Which totally goes against my nature and everything I believe in.
On that note I've been spending a lot of my time staring at this website...
And on that note here's some pics of an all-time Phat favorite, Brooke Burke - only because I wont be doing Phat Female Friday tomorrow and because I feel slightly guilty for not posting while I was away. And there's the small matter of me being lazy. I can't help it, I'm apathetic like that.
Btw, big ups to Attu for this post and Popoholic
3 comments:
YAY! phat is back
I would like to say "yes" and believe my own lies but I have very little faith in my moral conditioning. Therefore my final answer would have to be a resounding "yes"...
what ever you just said, followed by, YAY phat is back
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